I’m not entirely sure what this is from, but it’s clearly something Australian. And clearly written by someone who doesn’t quite understand what being number 199 in the charts actually means. To be honest, I’m not sure I do either, or ever did, though I do remember Vital Distribution being quite excited when they told us. Or maybe they were mocking us. Or being wryly amused. It was always hard to tell. I’m also trying to persuade myself that the writer doesn’t know what “prestigious” means, but I’m possibly deluding myself – old self-defence mechanisms die hard. Maybe we should all just try imagining what the headline of the article to the right goes on to say, the one that starts: “Does Nick Cave…”? My money’s on “fondle koalas”.